These are Happy Hippos. It's taken me a long time to be able to eat these again, but all beef's aside, these are God's candies. Just by eating these cute little guys, you transcend this plane into one never attained by any mere mortal.
This is a strange fruit from South America that is imported here. I've never had them in the US so thought i'd duly document. I wish I could remember the name, but I definitely remember the taste and would have to compare these guys to cucumbers, only sweet.